#he is so chronically offline

[cayliecoltrane]

quick lil ETHOwO redraw

[twilightkitkat]

Poolverine texting would be so hilarious because Wade would use emojis and slang and all lowercase, while Logan (who is old and set in his ways) would type in complete sentences with capitalization. Double space after the full stop and all.

It'd literally be like a Gen Z kid texting their grandma with how Wade and Logan's conversations go. Logan would 100% be a slow texter who types it all in one message (think about waiting 5 minutes just to get an "Okay. I love you. Talk to you later." text), while Wade would be an extreme yapper over text and send his scrambled thoughts out over multiple messages. Logan is astounded by how much he can type in 20 seconds even if the grammar is atrocious (he also finds it endearing as hell because it reflects how Wade talks to him in real life and it always leaves him warm inside to imagine Wade lighting up as he rants about his latest passion).

They'd also suffer from the intergenerational communication gap. The first time Logan used quotation marks for emphasis, Wade freaked the fuck out because why is he mad?? What is he insinuating by wishing him a "Good" day? How did he fuck up?? All while Logan feels proud of himself for really showing that he cares and wants Wade to have fun while he's out.

(When Wade came home with a bottle of his favorite whiskey and sweets from his favorite bakery he was touched but confused as hell. Until Wade finally revealed he thought he was mad and Logan and Wade nearly lost it when they realized the miscommunication.)

Logan isn't used to texting so he prefers to call most of the time (and so does Wade, he loves hearing Logan's voice and not having to decipher ancient texting rituals), but he makes an effort to text Wade throughout the day to let him know he's thinking about him and that he cares and misses him. Wade doesn't always get the exact meaning but his heart is in the right place and he sends long-winded rants about random shit he saw or people who annoyed him throughout the day so he and Logan never really feel apart.

[allthe-starss]

PLEASE why is spencer literally me

[horsemeatluvr23]

ETHO HAS TIKTOK?!?!?!?

[yordeku]

[dvrcos]

ok but what would Kevin's reaction be to the whole 'Roman empire' trend as an avid lover of history and the Roman empire, and would he have a Roman empire that isn't actually the Roman empire? (Or exy)

Nicky or Dan or one of the upperclassmen would see the trend and go around asking all of the other Foxes and ask “how often do you think about the Roman Empire” and they’re mostly just confused and don’t take it too seriously but then they get to Kevin

And he just sighs and genuinely takes a second to think about it before seriously answering

“Two to three times a day”

He’s just so genuine in the answer because my boy is not active on social media and would not know it’s a trend, at least early on he wouldn’t. So he thought they were just genuinely asking

The video gets posted on the Foxes social media and all of the disbelieving comments finally clue Kevin into the trend but he also stands firm and refuses to be embarrassed

Que “Daily Facts about the Roman Empire featuring Kevin Day” becoming a series across all of the Foxes social media for a few weeks

When someone asks him what his Roman Empire is he does genuinely answer that but he also probably says tea and Hamilton

[wolfisland]

im literally the exact kind of person transandrophobia truthers prophesize the creation of bc seeing them yammer on about how actually misandry is real but only for trans men and that theyre targeted by misogyny has actively contributed to me fucking hating men bro

like i swear to god i was not THIS much of a misandrist 3-4 years ago and now im just rubbing my temples every time i see a screenshot of some dumbass being like "transandrophobia is an intersection of transphobia and misogyny that only trans men face and actually women especially and those horrible transfems and dykes i mean terfs and radfems perpetuate it by saying it doesnt exist!!" ohhhhhh my goddddddddd shut up

[mydemonsdrivealimo]

it would be a shame if jensen suddenly and unpleasantly was reminded that he has a panic disorder. suchhhh a shame,,,

[gwandas]

explained to my bf what an x reader fic was today

[spidermantbh]

sometimes i like to scroll through tumblr and act like how i think cillian murphys chronically offline brain would react.

[wovenstarlight]

OH GOD I NEED TO TL FASTER SO YOU CAN SEE HOW FUNNY LEE HAJIN IS WITHOUT EVEN TRYING

[percentstardust]

abigail sending memes like this to lazar

[bottlesandbarricades]

My partner just told me he doesn't actually know what Taylor Swift looks like and I have honestly never wanted to jump his bones more

[yeokii]

CILLIAN MURPHYYY IS SOOOOOOOOOO

[snallavanta]

dino just not knowing how to deal with the dogs..... someone is not a dog person for sure

[shriekingpyre]

it's been a week since i texted him and i've genuinely forgotten that i did it lmao